Mallus have been and are among India's most widely spread Community.

If anyone needs proof then all they need do is look into NASA archives.

As Neil Armstrong was about to say "One small step...", a Kaka came out of his shaap, and called his boy..

"Yada.. randu chaaya.". So much so for Armstrong being the first man on the moon. Mallus were there first!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon?
Kodaa Lee

According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
Ana Lee

Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala
Adima Lee

Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel
Kaira Lee

Bruce Lee favorite vegetable?
Thakkaa Lee

What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him?
Nilavi Lee

What is Bruce Lee's pet
Chunde Lee

What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch?
Karingaa Lee

What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name?
Anaarka Lee

What is Bruce Lee's nick name?
Neeraa Lee

While in kerala he likes to be known
Malaya Lee

Infinite number..

One to change the bulb,

20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist),

30 to form the counter union (CPI),

1 to be the Light bulb minister,

1 to head the Light bulb corporation,

45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation,

60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb,

3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal....

so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)

What do you call the birth of a mallu?
Mal(l)-formation

What is the malayalam version of "Maine Pyar Kiya " called?
"Menon Pyar Kiya"

Where is the only place in the world where a Malayalee doesn't work hard?
Keralam (Kerala)

Three objectives of a Mallu
1. kozhi (chicken)
2. pannam (money)
3. kallu (liquor)

What can be done to put a Mallu to dilemma ?
Offer him fish curry and kaLLu (toddy) and ask him to choose only one of them.

What Do you Call a ?

A smart Malayalee?

Debo-nair

A dynamic Malayalee?

Pheno-Menon

A Malayalee drunkard?

Kutty Sark

A very rich Malayalee?

MillionIyer