Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."

Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."

Ek pheri nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.

Budhiya bolli,

"Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?"

Cycle walla chora bolya,

"Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?"