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Desi Techie Jokes : Bollywood Technology
Posted by the_magician on 25 Nov (61 reads)

Pentium II and Pentium I
--- "Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan"

An employee who signs a bond
--- "Bandhan"

Ctrl C+ Ctrl V
--- "Duplicate"

An employee on probation
--- "Paying Guest"

Ctrl + Alt + Del
--- "Aakhri Raasta"

An employee who frequently changes the company
--- "Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi"

An employee who is ready to sign a bond
--- "Dulhan Banu Mai Teri"

An employee without signing bond
--- "Kachche Dhage"

Sister concern
--- "Judwaa"

Boss say to employees when asked for increment
--- "Kuch Kuch Hota Hain"

An employee who works sincerely
--- "Dil Se"

An employee who is ready to leave his job
--- "Doli Saja Ke Rakhna"

A project having two projects leaders
--- "Ek Phool Do Mali"

An employee without accommodation
--- "Pardesi Babu"

Password
--- "China Gate"

Super User Password
--- "Gupt"

An employee who sticks to a company for more than Three years
--- "Amar Prem"

Bill Gates
--- "Humse Badhkar Kaun"

Microsoft Corporation
--- "Ustadon Ke Ustad

Group Leader
--- "Khal Nayak

Backup
--- "Jagte Raho"

Dos & Windows
--- "Do Raaste"

F1
--- "Guide"

Internet
--- "Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein

Operator vs computer
--- "Main Khiladi Tu Anadi"

Windows 95
--- "Bade Dilwala"

Undelete
--- "Naya Jivan"

Project incharge
--- "Mohra"

An employee who falls in love during his posting In foreign country
--- "Love in Tokyo"

An employee who left the job without informing
--- "Nau Do Gyarah"

Mail Merge in MS Word
--- "Sangam"

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Desi Techie Jokes : Bollywood movie titles as codes applied to software
Posted by the_magician on 25 Nov (57 reads)

Gupt : Resume of programmer with number of Placement agencies.
Gupt : Agreement of programmer with number of consultants.
Chupke Chupke : Applying for another Multiple H1s.
Diljale : H1 is approved for a coleague with less experience.
Sadma : Rejected H1B Visa...
Jo jeeta wohi sikander : when a programmer's H1 is Stamped.
Sajan chale Sasural : Computer professional going to US...
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US..(HOW TRUE)!
Sapnay : Green card
Roop ki Raani Chooro ka Raja : A Programmer with 'Jaali' degrees joining a Fraud Body shoping Company.
Dalaal : Middle man for placing Consultants
Khalnayak : Body-shoppers with Unpaid Bench
Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench
Hero No 1 : SAAP Programmer
Do Phool Ek Maali : Programmer Holding 2 H1s at one time
Do aur Do Paanch : Calculations done by American companies while hiring a programmer
Baagi : Switching Jobs every 2 months
Chupke Chupke : Appling for another H1 .
Pathar ke phool : US Expenses
Aakhari Raasta : Programmer Going all out for getting Green card
Deevana : Programmer Sticking to a sinking & dying company.
Himalaya Putra : Firmly asking for $70k
Elan e Jung : Asking for increment with a hint of resignation.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Project Leader
Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400 per month
1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more one year
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in Canada, dreaming of US...
Rakhwala : Project Manager...
Bechara : Computer professional in Canada
Zanzeer : Company bond
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond
Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer...
Shehanshah : Bill Gates...
Admi Sarak ka : Jumping from company to company
Anari : Year2000 programmer...
Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM
Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market...

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Desi Techie Jokes : Hindi movies as per desi IT professionals
Posted by the_magician on 25 Nov (65 reads)

Names of the some of the movies that would be produced if Indian IT Professionals get into Movie Production.

* Hum aap ke CUBICLE mein rahate hai
* Hamara RESUME aap ke haath mein hai
* JAVA wale OFFER le jayenge
* Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
* Dhai akshar HRD ke
* Jis Desh mein DOLLARS rahata Hain
* Har Dil Jo CHAT Karega
* Hum To US jaayega
* Tera OFFER mil gaya
* Sapne DOLLARS ke
* Kaho na FRESHER hai
* PM ne phir yaada dilaya
* Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
* RESUME se OFFER LETTER tak
* Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
* JAVA wale ASP wale
* US to jana hi tha
* PACKAGE ho to aisa
* COMPANY No.1
* Dekhte dekhte SHARES mil Gaya
* PLATFORM apna apna
* Yeh H1 kab aayegi
* PM ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
* Ek tha VACANCY
* Mera Naam BODYSHOPPER

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Desi Techie Jokes : Microsoft Windows 97 in Hindi
Posted by the_magician on 24 Nov (85 reads)

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.

Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...

Khidkiyan97:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

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