Ekada Tarzan nehemipramane jangalat hindat aasato. Titkyat tyala ek melela
Chitta disato...Tarzan jabbari khoosh houn kay mhanel ?????

Tarzan: chala ajoon eka chaddichi soy zali !!!

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Don sardar buddhibaL khelat hote. (hahahahahahahahaha)
Ajun don jan aale aani mhanale : Arrey yaar, doubles khelayache ?

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Ambyacha lonche konkanat ka bara khapat nahi?
Pickle tithe vikle kasa?

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Ajeet ani Robert office madhe basalele asatat. Titkyat baherun Micky Mouse yeto
aani Ajeet la sangato ki "mala ramayan/mahabharat vachayache aahe" tyapudhe...

Ajeet : Robbbeerrrt Micky ko wall pe chipaka do...use ramayan padhaneka hai |

Robert: Lekin Baasssss use to marathi bilkoolch nahi aati |

Ajeet : Maloom hai gadhe | Isiliye use wall pe lataka do taki wo Normal Micky se
WallMicky ho jayega !

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Japan madhe Shalela kaay mhaNtat ?
Ans: Yashika

Polish Foreign Minister che naav kaay??
Uthlaska Baski

Chinese Chahache Dukan : Funkun funkun pee

Japanese ship - haka naka maru
A russian name - zatos ki nahis ( is it form P.L.Deshpande?)
A chinese name - sto chi pin
At the entrance to Kirloskar Cummins : KIRLOSKAR CUMMINS

Q: Foxpurchi Mango Lady You Me Bread.
A: Kolhapurchi Ambaabai tu mala pav.

Q. Asa konta gad aahe jo chdhata yet nahi
A. Bhangad.

Q. Ase konate Gate aahe jyatun aat shirta yet nahi ..
A. Colgate.

Q. Sarvat mothe pan konate ?
A. Japan

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Marathi mansache Hindi

saral jaake daawikade walo !

"Ek Shri. aa ba ka kar hotel madhye jatat ani mhantat ... Wo chawalke uper
nicheka katha katha dal dena"

"Mai roj subu subu 10 baje ghar ke bahar girta." ...Shabdashah bhashanter
of "Gharabaher padane."

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:Anupam Kher la varshachya shevti Mulgi zhali tar tiche kai naav asel bara?? Varsha A.Kher !!!

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Ekda ek maanus lagnala aalyacha tukda (ginger) gheun jaato. Ka?? Karan lagnachya patrikevar lihilela asta .. Lagnala "aala"ch paahije =))

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Ekda ek manus asa announce karto ki tyacha kutra Tommy la poorna English kalta. Challenge mhanun dusra manus yeto ani Tommy la biscuit dakhvun mhanto "Tommy .. take". Tar Tommy jaaun bhintila tekto

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Ek manus doodh pita pita marto...kase kay? Mhais Khali baste

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Manus eka tapriwar jaato aani samosaa magto.. Samosa aalyawar to fakta aatalaa masaalaCh khato Taperiwalaa mhanto arey kyo sirf masalaa hi khayaa?? manus mhanto "arey doctor ne bahaar ka khane ke liye mana kiya hain!!!!!!!"

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Eka jatret eka stall madhe ek manus ordat asto , ek rupayet dudhi halva. loka paise devun aat jatat , tikde ek duhi latkavli aste . loka vichar taat kuthe ahe dudi halva samor che dudhi tumhi halva ani nigha.

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Manus at an interview:

Question: What is Ford?
manus: Gaadi!!!
Question: Good,what is Oxford?
manus: Bailgaadi

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vaTpournimechyaa divshii vaDaachyaa zaaDaachii poojaa kelyaanantar baaykaa kaay mhaNtaat? vaDaa paav ... ... »

Pu La Deshpandyanchya gharachya dara pathi kay lihile ahe ?

Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"