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      <title>Vinod Kambli&amp;#039;s Sexy Wife</title>
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      <description>Check out the pictures of Vinod Kambli&#039;s hot wife..</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 21:18:48 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Jokes/Humor on Aged People</title>
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      <description>List of Jokes...</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:34:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Kia Motors Advertisement</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:00:25 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Bangkok Insurance : Tyre goes flying ad</title>
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      <description>..Well made advertisement of car tyre which goes flying...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/wcEYNDBhmmM&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/wcEYNDBhmmM&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:57:23 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Anti-Boredom Campaign</title>
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      <description>..This ad is really damn funny :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/Hb2Yb9ciJWA&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/Hb2Yb9ciJWA&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:54:33 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Are the free pizzas worth the life of an Indian?</title>
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      <description>Recently in The Times of India there was an article / advertisement&lt;br /&gt;about&lt;br /&gt;Pizza delivery Companies which guarantees you free pizza if they fail&lt;br /&gt;to&lt;br /&gt;deliver within the specified time (like 30 minutes). Have you ever&lt;br /&gt;wondered who pays for the free pizzas??&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, the delivery boy is made to pay for the pizza. They are paid such&lt;br /&gt;low wages and the price of the pizza is deducted from their monthly&lt;br /&gt;wages&lt;br /&gt;which can amount to upto 60% in some months (It becomes difficult to&lt;br /&gt;run their&lt;br /&gt;family). To deliver the pizzas the delivery boys take high traffic&lt;br /&gt;risks&lt;br /&gt;as delivery becomes their priority. Their life and safety risks are&lt;br /&gt;neither&lt;br /&gt;looked into by the Pizza Shop Management nor the Pizza Delivery Boy&lt;br /&gt;himself. (They are more concerned to avoid the deduction from their&lt;br /&gt;salary).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If this type of exploitation is carried on in your city&#039;s pizza&lt;br /&gt;logistics&lt;br /&gt;we should stop availing the home delivery system, because to deliver&lt;br /&gt;our&lt;br /&gt;pizza one person may be risking his life. Is the life of an Indian&lt;br /&gt;citizen so&lt;br /&gt;cheap and of no value?    In case he is late in delivering the pizza,&lt;br /&gt;we&lt;br /&gt;are enjoying the free pizza at the hard earned money of a poor delivery&lt;br /&gt;boy.&lt;br /&gt;Is it fair or right on our part to do it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a human, please think and if you feel that this is wrong, please&lt;br /&gt;spread&lt;br /&gt;the message and stop having the so called FREE pizzas delivered at&lt;br /&gt;home.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:23:29 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Air Deccan Engineers fixing wing with duct tape</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:16:33 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Visa Credit Card Ad</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:46:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Very Funny Nokia 3650 ad</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:44:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Centreshock commercial hila ke rakh de</title>
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      <description>Centre shock(Perfetti) famous commercial in India&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/sMAJP-waPz4&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/sMAJP-waPz4&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/IzeCuYib4nY&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/IzeCuYib4nY&quot; type=&quot;application/x-shockwave-flash&quot; wmode=&quot;transparent&quot; width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;350&quot;&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:39:16 -0600</pubDate>
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